Flower Bath

Woke up early this morning, hoping to punch in early at work today (have been trying to achieve this all this while but alas to no avail....but I shall persevere, I'll not give up). Drove outta from my home...met with my first obstacle...traffic light...murid sekolah crossing the jalan. Cleared obstacle in 5 minutes...phew...doing good time.

Arrived at the highway of stress, ....JAM....JAM!? Rite in front of my housing taman....apa jadi? Switch mode to snail pace...crawling...crawling (my PC at home moves faster than this)...found the culprit...2 to be precise...2 cars parked at the side of the road at different locations of the lebuhraya. 1 was the result of an accident, the other ...sigh no minyak (hey lady why do you have to wait until your car mati before you go pump minyak, along LDP the nearest petrol station is at IOI and you are at TESCO....walk lah you, exercise a bit you look fat anyway @#*^)

Horror running late oredi, arrived at the Sunway toll...what a sight...ocean of cars. Bugger!! those of you paying cash will you get the @#*^ off the touch & jalan lane....arrghh C*** B** ...malaysian mentality...the moment you signal the more they will prevent you from switching lanes. Cars were packed so dense with one another that I could wind down my window and write my name on the dust covered car next to me...stressful stressful. Turn on the radio to soothe my nerves...Spurs kicked the shit outta Hull City 2-1...woooohoooo....things are starting to look better now.

Got outta jam and was thinking about spurs victory took the wrong turn ended up in kelana jaya instead of highway perseketuan.....spoke to soon about things starting to look better huh. Managed to manouver and got to highway perseketuan....jam pulak...WTF? Crawl crawl to the office....double F*** .... forgot to bring my tag, cannot masuk office. Feeling like a dodo, went to the security smiling....encik lupa bawak tag....mintak IC...tima kasih. Got my tag, masuk office 45 minutes late. Is this a sign of a bad day begining? When shit happens it happens all at once... speaking from experience lah. Maybe I should mandi bunga lah....what bunga to use ah?

To save time tomolo, I'll pangsai and eat breakfast at the office...that should give me a good headstart of 15 minutes.

Till I mandi bunga, Capt says Au Revoir.