"Hantu"

Have you seen a ghost before? What would you do when you see one? "Low-sai" on the spot, faint or scold bad words (ha ha ha...like lah the ghost understand). The other day a friend of mine showed me a video clip of a ghost captured on CCTV at CIMB bank... looked fake lah. I forwarded it to a few of my friends and standard answer...fake lah. So, I asked around lor if they have had any experience before. One did mentioned that my office is haunted...said one day she was alone in the office at 8pm, she heard the computer keyboard typing by itself at the cubicle diagonally in front of her and the photocopy machine was running itself. Shit...I'm moving to that cubicle next month. The ladies toilet at my floor is said to be haunted too, careful...ada hantu tengok "car-chng"...is this the "car-chng kooi"?...ha ha hah. Hear load of stories lah, haunted dengkil road, demonic possession, 3rd eye etc.

I've not had an encounter myself, but here is my take on subject. They are for real and strangely both men and women will tend to attract different spiritual beings. Let me explain;

Men have a tendency to see angels; any guy who see a beautiful girl will say its an angel...even James Blunt wrote it in his song. If this is the case, I've seen many in my lifetime not to forget I see 10cent face too. Joanne Kam Poh Poh once mentioned on the radio, there was this "hamsup" dude she spoke to did mentioned that if he put his face on women's boobs he will hear angels sing. There, proof enough for you?... I've never heard angels sing yet...maybe I was to busy with something else...he he he wink.

Women tend to see ghost, sorry but true if you are good looking. Good looking women tend to attract the "hamsap kwai" and "yum sap kwai". I don't think you can get rid of them la...use "fu" (amulet) won't work one. Just make sure you dun pakai so revealing lor...else you see the air liur meleleh from the "yum sap" ghost or the "ham sap" ghost will try to touch your boobs. So be careful lor ladies.

Sink the Flying Dutchman!!, Capt says Au Revoir.