"Koyak"

Burrrppp!!...just finished lunch...thought I might as well write something, lest I fall asleep on my desk. On my way out for lunch with my pirate mates there was this girl who shared the same elevator with us. I took the opportunity to "cuci mata" lah, so so looking la...petite...and I skillfully tengok her name tag, tengok apa nama. This takes years of practice ok...to "look but not look"...especially if you look at boobs. Ah, your name is "Adeline".

Elevator hit ground floor, door opened...after you Adeline. What caught my attention was the way she walked. Left right left right, swinging like a pendulum was her butt. If I were to tie 2 drums by her waist, it would go "tum, tum, tum, tum". Aiyoh...I asked my 1st pirate officer "Zee", "apasal jalan cam tu huh, sengaja atau apa?"

"Hmm...tu lah dah koyak...Capt", Zee replied. "Koyak?!"...Fuyoh! and I turned my attention to Zee, and said "You also koyak but dun walk like that"." I jaga Capt, if dun jaga wan ah bola golf pun boleh masuk", my 1st officer replied.

Good heavens, who or what have she been doing "it" with until bola golf boleh masuk...King Kong? "That's not the worst I've seen Capt, some ah... sampai air pun flow out", Zee continued. "Water flow out, surely this cannot be real", I said. "Betul Capt, bila main nanti...bukan banjir kilat...Tsunami!", Zee said and from the looks of Zee's face, its' no joke. Fuyoh of Fuyoh...Tsunami!!

Yesterday was bunyi, today...Tsunami...this is better than discovery channel I tell you. I was so engrossed with this revelation, I lost sight of "Adeline Kiri Kanan". My take on this to you ladies, if you koyak oredi lay off the brocolli, tembikai, straws and please lah exercise or jaga sikit. If not, it will "bunyi" and tsunami will wash you away.

Mermaids are not real, Capt says Au Revoir.