Bird in hand

Office Gents, level 17: 1015am

A quick description of the gents, has 4 taps, 4 urinals and 4 cubicles with hose. I was about to was my hands when this dude came in and occupy the first urinal. Hmm...pakai tie serious looking dude...dun care lah...wash my hand. As I was pulling the paper towels to dry my hands, I notice this dude (from urinal no#1) was walking backwards to the tap basin. Curious why was he walking backwards, I selamba wipe my face and took a peek...ic he got a "bird in hand" and was about to give it a bath. Alamak!, if want to wash do it lah at the urinal (I've seen people doin that...got water muh) or do it in the privacy of the cubilce since it has a hose. Aiyoh, washing little birdie at the basin...gross...look at the floor... its wet.

I wonder, if there was more than just me in the gents would this dude still be holding little birdie with the backward manouver and wash it at the basin? Would he have minded having others watch him bath birdie? Well...I wouldn't want to see lah...pretend make dunno is what I would do. I got no issues with washing the birdie, just don't make a mess of the gents lah. Many of us are just kuli in the organisation, we don't have the priviledge of a private toilet like the CEO. So keep the gents clean lah.

He he he...some stuff you see happening at the gents. "A bird in hand, needs washing and is not worth two in the bush"...that is when its in the gents of coz.

Capt Ahab has gone mad, Capt say Au Revoir.