FARKS

I was at Tesco Puchong the other day...buying my weekly groceries. If you observe the people around you doing their groceries, you can tell if they are single, students, married or married with family just by kaypoh-ing looking into their trolley. I usually make a list of about 10+ items to buy but everytime when I finished its like 20+ items in the trolley. Funnily most of the stuff I purchased would only be used once or twice and I tend to forget about it until it expires. This happens all the time everytime. One thing about me is that whatever stuff I purchased it will be opened at home, that me I suppose. No matter how tempting it is to open it there at Tesco, I will make it a point to wait. I've seen some people just grab a packet of chips open it and go on a munching spree as they continue shopping. I don't have issues with such fellas as long as they pay for it at the counter...kinda weird if you ask me. Imagine handing over your can of half drunk coke to the cashier for her to scan the price, chances are she would ponder for a moment and hand the can back to you. If she bags it...there goes your coke, paid in full but half drunk. Wait till I get home and buka is still my policy.

What really irks me is this category of people...fat and revolting kiasu shit..."FARKS" in short. I met one the other day when I was at the fresh fruits aisle and there it was a FARKS... this was slightly different... she was on a wheelchair. There she was picking up a bunch of grapes... picking the good ones into her plactic bag and the rest she doesn't want she just threw it back. To my disgust she pops a few into her mouth and continue with her grape selection. C'mon there are other consumers in the store, I'm certain they dun want a to buy a bunch of grapes that already ruins b'cos FARKS like her FARKS-handled them, what more bunch of grapes without the grapes. I just stared with disgust at her but dia buat tak tau tak kisah. Just b'cos you are physically challenged that doesn't give you the right to be so freaking selfish.

That was my worst FARKS encountered to date, I noticed they all got this thing in common...they are fat and ugly and...grapes appeal to them. All my encounter with this creature were at the aisle where they place the grapes. I bet Tesco is aware of this parasitic creatures, just that they are at loss how to get rid of them. Maybe they should have FARKS of the day contest. See when a FARKS is caught, balloons would fall from the ceiling, someone walks up to them and put a "FARKS of the day" sach around them and they get to take a photo with the store manager. Hmmm...something to ponder...FARKS are so thick skin dunno if they would feel embarrassed?

FARKS make good Kraken bait, Capt says Au Revoir.