Tikus Freeload

Food when its free will definately attract freeloaders,...disgusting creatures they are. They just eat your food and don't bother to replenish it. There are creatures like this in the office. At times you wish you could lace the food with cyanide...but that would mean blood on your hands.

I normally get my junkfood supply from my first officer "Zee". Zee would have a tub of junkfood on her table and anyone who wish to eat would just take from the tub. The food was mean for people within our pirate community eg ensign "TomCat", master chief "Hyper-Tuty" & Capt Jack. As we dun kira so much boundries are not drawn too, this resulted in tikus-tikus from other sections to makan the food. We dun mind, but I've an unwritten rule...you makan people's food you replenish oso lah.

This week's delicacy was muruku, FUYOH...popular. When I pegi to my 1st officer's place to get my morning fix...it was missing. The entire tub of muruku was missing. "Mana muruku" I queried. With mata juling 1st officer say kena hijack tikus. You see this tikus got meeting tapi bawak our loot pegi meeting...WTF? Want to makan we dun mind, but hijack our food especially when its muruku...you got lotz of nerve you tikus. Muka tebal...tak tau malu punya freeloader. Now it is after lunch, meeting over liao...still no sign of the tub of muruku. I tot of bringing a chain and chain the tub to the desk...hope tikus get the message. However, must consider this option very carefully though, the tikus tikus can be very sensitive one. Nanti the East Pirate Trading Company kena boycott.

This is what I think of you tikus tikus...naaaaahhhh! Sial...sape pangsai tak flush!!!! Kerja tikus ke ni?

Watch for floating turds, Capt say Au Revoir.