5 May, 1230Hrs lunch-time:
I was on the way of to lunch with ensign "Tom-Cat", master chief "Tut" & boss of master chief, heading towards KFC. On the way outta the basement my radar picked up 11 high 2 bogies. Heading straight in my path, long range scan picked up 2 "chickerdee". So I switch to my kung-fu mode, "see but not see" kung-fu...cuci mata. Not bad looking lah the 2 "chickerdee"...especially the eurasian one. Pakai ketat ketat...hot looking.
Suddenly out of the blue, "Hey you checking out the 2 girls right"...alamak...got caught red handed by master chief "Tut". My mind was racing to find some plausible excuse to deny..but she came back with another jab "Dun pretend lah, my former colleagues were guys too...sure see one". Bummer, my kung-fu didn't work this time round...got beaten by another kung-fu exponent. Master chief "Tut" 1 Capt 0.
On hindsight, I should have let them walk ahead of me...then can cuci mata and not get caught. Kena kantoi today. Must develop new kung-fu style...I must.
Must develop a new kung-fu style..."Way of the Pipit", Capt says Au Revoir.
Musing with Capt Jack Pipit is about a "siaw seow" Pirate dude who has been out at sea for far too long. He writes on interesting/disgusting stuff that catches his eyes. You will notice the tendencies of his hyper active imagination in this blog (the Hyde side of him). Contents can be 18SX, raw, offensive & brutally honest, Caveat Emptor.
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