1 week old

It was an uneventful Thursday...had two meetings, the first was with IT the second one was with a "kepala concrete" fella. So "concrete" is his kepala that it took ages to get thru to him. Anyway, after the meeting I ventured to the "South Sea"...there lies the Kraken called "Amma". I would normally go there to teased "Tullu" kow kow & I get all charged up for work. But one need to be watchful as the kraken lurks there. I encountered the Kraken Amma last evening, she sooo sayang my fren "Tullu"...gave her "Psyllium Husk" to consume. It's suppose to detox and help relieve constipation. Tullu if you are reading this...you full of toxin ah?

Anyway, I was there talking with Tullu and in came "G-001"...she was walking a lil funny. Wassup!! we asked. "I cannot poo poo lah...1 week oredi" said G-001. FUYOH... 1 week. That is something. "Got see doctor ah" I asked. "Got, Doc gave me Senocot to help" was the reply. Next G-001 was jumping up and down, I think G-001 was thinking gravity might help do the trick...like lah that's going to help you poo. "Eat more fruits like prunes " I said. G-oo1 mentioned that once she had to get her mother to help her when she had constipation as it only came out halfway. "Halfway?? How did your mum help? Did she yanked it out for you?" I asked...ewww...I try not to imagine.

"Whatever you do, don't you fart...1 week of accummulated poo can be a killer...play far far if you wanna fart" I said. Hmmm...it got me thinking...if G-001 were to go to the toilet now will there be a "toommm" (sound of a hard piece of cement hitting water) and wet ceiling (air terpecik la). Moral of the story is drink lotz of H2O, eat plenty of fruits and exercise. Tullu give her some of your Psyllium Husk lah.

What is the sound of silence? Capt says Au Revoir.