Moan-day

Mon 22 June,

LDP 7+am

Not a very good start for a Monday morning, was stuck (as usual) at LDP. While crawling in the ludicrous jam I heard "Ah Choo"...I turned and saw this dude in a pick up truck beside my car "Ah Choo-ing"...all the noise from the highway and I could hear him sneeze. Hope its a bad case of sinus and not H1N1. As I was trying to inch my way forward this lady in a kancil just selamba eat into my lane...buat dunno. I just let her go not wanting to stress out first thing in the morning. Then Mr "Ah Choo" came along my side...next to my horror...as I looked over to his vehicle I saw he has his thumb cover one of his "lubang hidung" and he blew his nose. Aiiiieee...saw the "hingus" came outta his other "lubang hidung" and I think it landed on the front of or on my car....ewwww. The dude just selamba drove off. So freaking gross...SOB. Just pray its not H1N1, else anyone travelling along LDP-Federal Highway-KL is at risk b'coz Shit!!! I just became a potential super carrier of H1N1.

Office 8+am

Got out of the parking and making my way to the office I realised I forgot to bring my tag...sigh...I need to register myself at the guard counter and surrender my driving license. Turned-on my PC and made my way to the pantry...saw "Makcik" there who was about to have her breakfast. Huh..."Nasi Lemak" sold out (everyday "Jeb" dude would put breakfast for sale at the pantry)...so laku. The "Makcik" turned and asked me if I wanted to share he "roti mentega". I thanked her and declined, suddenly beyond my expectation she said "Oh thank god you didn't take my bread, else I got nothing to eat". I shot back at her "Why did you offer in the first palce if you never wanted to share...so insincere". Makcik with her "tebal muka" said "Oh I ajak-ajak ayam only"...such audacity. Responded to a friend's email by taking the BMI test...24.8 slighly over-weight it says. WTF, I play futsal every week and the computer says I'm slightly over-weight.

Office 9+am

Things began to settle down hope all is well until the day ends. Catch rate on mousehunt was pretty good...is this the silver lining? I hope so, else I would have to "mandi" flower liao.

You can't say "P****", but you can say "PUNANI". Capt says Au Revoir.