Jinx is at the corner!

I walked past Nani's room and there was a burst of laughter. "Capt Jack Capt Jack", Nani called. I saw Master Chief "Tut" with her. That figures, 2 siaw siaw "char bor" how not to heboh laughing. Nani ask me if I've heared of this superstition. "Chinese believe that if you borrow a sanitary pad from a friend you need to pay money one ah?" she asked. "Really? That's the first for me." I said. Laughter burst out again.

"Ya ya, in my old office you need to pay 5 cents" she continued. "5 cents for a pad, bugger I would ask you for 1 dollar. What is the significance?" I replied. Shoulders shrugged...I got no rational respond for my question. I brush it off as superstition. Laughter burst out again..."Sorry ah...no 5 cents" Nani said.

Which reminds me there was once in Singapore, I stayed with my colleagues (guys & girls) in a rented place. So when it come to doing your laundry at the washing machine we had to schedule different days for different people. My colleague mentioned his wife told him that he cannot was his cloths with her panties..."Suay" it seems. He seems to believe it. Do panties have some invisible power in them that would jinx you?...that seems to be the case. If this is true then most guys sure "Suay" kow kow...why...oral sex muh. Which guy never done this. So...transfer of "suay" power directly into the mouth...how to undo the "suay"?...mandi bunga? Wah ka ka ka ka.

Superstition is for the irrational weak minded folks. Go to school, get degree...still superstitious. There is no such thing as luck, "suay" taifu etc. It's all in the mind. Here are some superstition I googled:-

- Never praise a newborn baby because it will invite ghost or evil spirits. So if we curse a newborn baby, will angels come?
- A baby with wide thick ears will live prosperously? A baby with big dick?...bonks a lot?
-Never marry someone who is 3 to 6 years yourger or older? Screw this...if Megan Fox is willing I'll marry her.
- If a dog howls continuously at night it means death. True...I'll kill the bloody dog.
- Never point at the moon or yours ears might get chopped off. Shit...if I point at the sun...my finger gets burnt?
- Wearing a moustache is considered bad luck. Does this apply to my Indian guy friends?

Step on a crack and break your mother's back. Capt says Au Revoir.