Anything good out there?

Disaster struck today...the mousehunt application in facebook has a bug. Spoil my plans only, I wanted to go to the mausoleum to catch those changgih manggih maus. Sigh...dunno how long it would take them to fix. Arsenal lost to MU (champions league) didn't help make my day any better either. I'm not as optimistic as the rest of my colleagues...they think that Arsenal would bounce back during the second leg and kick MU on the ass.

Then there was this disturbing news, police arrested man for murdering his own daughter and burried her body in a field 3 years ago. News has it that she was abused physically and sexually. What animal would do such a thing? And there is "selsema babi" pandemic, WHO raised alert level to level 5... better don't eat babi for the moment! Is there anything good? Turn to the newspaper, and all we see is sorrow, bad news, robbery etc...whats wrong with this picture here?

In light of all the negative events happening, is there a message to be conveyed? Is this the sign of the end of times as written in the book of Revelations? Where does man go to for refuge, for comfort, for peace? Does man rely on his wisdom and strength to overcome this? To whom does man turn to...will he turn to God? Will you?

Repent, repent...before its too late, Capt says Au Revoir.

Upgrade Blog "Look & Feel"

The Capt has updated the "look & feel"...cantik or not? The link to "Life in Technicolour 2" by Coldplay has been removed. In future there will be more upgrade to the "look & feel"...tengok mood lah. Till then...

Shoot down those Thunderbirds...watch out for their poop, Capt says Au Revoir.

Ang Moh...cetak rompak

1230pm lunch time, 27 Apr 09:

I was with me ship mates, 1st officer "Zee", Master Chief "Tut" and Ensign "Tom Cat" out for lunch. We decided to walk thru central market as Zee and Tut wanted to get out of the sun, they might just melt in the blazing heat. I don't mind as a matter of fact I kinda like walking thru central market...can cuci mata...lotz of ang moh.

From a distance just before the side exit near the 2nd hand book shop I saw 2 ang mohs. Set course 12 o'clock...intercept mode. From far far they look like pretty young thing...must get nearer to take a good look I must. I conviniently let me ship mates passed them first so that they would not catch me gawking at ang moh...he he he...no need to be so obvious muh.

There is something strange about the blond that I was approaching, something is not right. Aiyah!!!...it's a cina wannabe ang moh. I took a good look at her...speaking speaking in ang moh accent (if I'm visually challenged, I would thinks she is an ang moh), hair dye blond colour, small asian boobs, squinty chinese looking eyes (like Lucy Liu) with Michael Jackson skin tone. Gosh!!!... lady what have you done to your skin, took an acid bath or something ah? It was so pale looking this oriental Michael Jackson.

Pale skin, small boobs and squinty eyes...it's an ang moh cetak rompak. What was the motivation to want to look like an ang moh. She would have looked prettier as an asian. Hey lady, you got issues with your esteem or you are those who worship ang moh? Beh tahan...go "chiak peng" better lah.

Set sail to Tora Bora sil vouz plait, Capt says Au Revoir.

Colour...Hitam

I was at IOI Puchong for lunch yesterday after doing some errants. They have got a new wing, modern looking as oppose to the old wing. Ventured into the new wing and decided to lunch at Sakea Sushi. Kinda impressive as they had a computer terminal for you to place your order...you get to see the enlarge photo of the food you are interested in prior to your order. Cool...high tech. Food there is reasonable, Salmon sushi is RM1.90/plate...cheap.

As I finished placing my order, this couple got my attention as they were walking in. They sat down at the table diagonally opposite me...my 1 o'clock. This dude was with his lady friend/wife I dunno. 20 cents face looking with a spaghetti strap dress. I can see she is wearing a pink bra as her "kuay teow" (bra strap) was showing. No big deal, not a looker at all...but there was something about her I dun like...just can't put a finger to it yet...maybe it's her looks, maybe it's her mannerism. Occasionally I would look over to peek at her.

Alamak...kangkang...she duduk kangkang...aiyoh not enough O2 downstairs is it? I was using my "see but not see" kung fu on her...for obvious reasons lah. I can't help but feel she did it deliberately...playing peek a boo with me. I pretend dunno. Then this waiter served her and her balak a plate of sashimi...and I heard her asking the waiter in distinctly clear chinak accent "You all don't wear mask one ah?". The poor waiter shook his head and walk away after serving her. She tunjuk her muka semacam and wolf down the fish...and kangkang at my direction.

How many restaurants in KL do you know have got their waiters wearing mask? Was she doing this just to intimidate this poor waiter? Was she suffering from chronic inferior complex, she has to make someone feel small? I was in Japan and the sushi chef used his hands without glove to make the sushi...so whats the big idea here. Nak tunjuk class go lah to some expensive place and close your legs lah. All the time when she kangkang I did not see the taifu, but then she angled herself at me...it was black...eeew. At that moment I was sipping my miso soup and almost threw up, I thought I saw part of her taifu in my soup...turns out to be sea-weed...phew yum yum. Beh tahan...she got up and left before me. 20 cent face chinak. Should I mandi bunga??? For what it's worth it was a sick feeling...as though you saw your best friend's mom kangkang before you. Pukey puke.

Facebook says I'm like Capt Jean Luc Picard...woohoo, Capt says Au Revoir.

Kutu Sampah

What is to become of Puchong? First there was Khakk Ptooi who leaves DNA on the road and now we have kutu sampah. If nothing is done to eradicate these creatures, Puchong will look like dump site. As I was travelling home last evening along LDP near Puchong Putri, I saw this Kancil in front of me. It has a little sign stuck on its rear windshield which says "If you think this car is cute, wait till you see the driver"...corny if you ask me. Since I was stuck in the balik rumah jam, I tried to see her reflection from her rear view mirror. Can't quite make out her face but I know its a girl.

About 5 minutes into the jam, I noticed a hand coming out of the drivers window...hmm what this girl up to...and suddenly I saw in her hand was a plastic wrapper. Conviniently she dumps it on the road as if the wrapper would bio-degrade the instant it hit the road. C*** B** littering after you stuff your face I said to myself, tak civic conscious at all. Failed pendidikan moral in school is it?...BITCH.

As the traffic was moving along I tried to overtake her car to see how she look like...cute ke tak? She so happens swerve to the left and I accelerated to get a good look at her. Early 20 sumthing girl... muka macam porn star...patut lah. I counted my blessings, if she was shagging in the car...heaven forbid that she throws the condom outta the window...rubbish and DNA along LDP...eeew a dreadful thought.

Set course to Isla Nublar, Capt says Au Revoir.

Man Utd...Ta-pau

Mua ha ha ha ha Man Utd made my day by losing to Everton in the FA Cup semifinal. There goes their quintuple dream...woohoo...serve you right for being "lan si". Now I'm hoping that Liverpool would take the Premier League title (fingers cross coz MU is firing all cylinders to bag this) and Arsenal to take the Champions League.

The faggoty drama king...C.Ronaldo can go look for another club to play coz MU is not getting anymore silverware, Giggs and Scholes can retire lah...uncles. Just keep Tevez and Berba upfront as they are the misfiring strikers...keep it up.

Spurs beat the Toons 1-0...yay...they play MU next week, hopefully they spring a surprise on them and kick the shit outta them...revenge for the Carling Cup. Dafoe would be back for Spurs, watch out MU...get ready to "ta-pau".

1 "Ping" only Varsailly, Capt says Au Revoir.

Tikus Freeload

Food when its free will definately attract freeloaders,...disgusting creatures they are. They just eat your food and don't bother to replenish it. There are creatures like this in the office. At times you wish you could lace the food with cyanide...but that would mean blood on your hands.

I normally get my junkfood supply from my first officer "Zee". Zee would have a tub of junkfood on her table and anyone who wish to eat would just take from the tub. The food was mean for people within our pirate community eg ensign "TomCat", master chief "Hyper-Tuty" & Capt Jack. As we dun kira so much boundries are not drawn too, this resulted in tikus-tikus from other sections to makan the food. We dun mind, but I've an unwritten rule...you makan people's food you replenish oso lah.

This week's delicacy was muruku, FUYOH...popular. When I pegi to my 1st officer's place to get my morning fix...it was missing. The entire tub of muruku was missing. "Mana muruku" I queried. With mata juling 1st officer say kena hijack tikus. You see this tikus got meeting tapi bawak our loot pegi meeting...WTF? Want to makan we dun mind, but hijack our food especially when its muruku...you got lotz of nerve you tikus. Muka tebal...tak tau malu punya freeloader. Now it is after lunch, meeting over liao...still no sign of the tub of muruku. I tot of bringing a chain and chain the tub to the desk...hope tikus get the message. However, must consider this option very carefully though, the tikus tikus can be very sensitive one. Nanti the East Pirate Trading Company kena boycott.

This is what I think of you tikus tikus...naaaaahhhh! Sial...sape pangsai tak flush!!!! Kerja tikus ke ni?

Watch for floating turds, Capt say Au Revoir.

Bird in hand

Office Gents, level 17: 1015am

A quick description of the gents, has 4 taps, 4 urinals and 4 cubicles with hose. I was about to was my hands when this dude came in and occupy the first urinal. Hmm...pakai tie serious looking dude...dun care lah...wash my hand. As I was pulling the paper towels to dry my hands, I notice this dude (from urinal no#1) was walking backwards to the tap basin. Curious why was he walking backwards, I selamba wipe my face and took a peek...ic he got a "bird in hand" and was about to give it a bath. Alamak!, if want to wash do it lah at the urinal (I've seen people doin that...got water muh) or do it in the privacy of the cubilce since it has a hose. Aiyoh, washing little birdie at the basin...gross...look at the floor... its wet.

I wonder, if there was more than just me in the gents would this dude still be holding little birdie with the backward manouver and wash it at the basin? Would he have minded having others watch him bath birdie? Well...I wouldn't want to see lah...pretend make dunno is what I would do. I got no issues with washing the birdie, just don't make a mess of the gents lah. Many of us are just kuli in the organisation, we don't have the priviledge of a private toilet like the CEO. So keep the gents clean lah.

He he he...some stuff you see happening at the gents. "A bird in hand, needs washing and is not worth two in the bush"...that is when its in the gents of coz.

Capt Ahab has gone mad, Capt say Au Revoir.

Flat Water

I have heard of musical notes in flat eg b-flat, c-flat etc (can't tell the diff, I'm some1 who is a musical idiot), flat chested (this I know), stay in flat...but flat water!...hmm...this is new. I was in the pantry this morning and I saw this new colleague of mine filling up her water tumbler and I noticed she was slicing lemon into her tumbler.

"Lemon in your H2O!?" I say, "ah yes...I dun want it to taste flat" came the reply..."want some?" she continued? I declined and went about my business. Pondering ponder...hmm...how does someone... say... at the mamak order ice-kosong but dun want it flat? Ice-kosong campur limau?...bet you get "limau ice" instead. Or ice-kosong tapi tak mau rata...that would stop mamak dude at his tracks. Bet mamak dude would be cracking his head figuring out what concoction you wanted...hmm. Had this experience with a friend at this indian restaurant, he ordered anchor ice. What was delivered was anchor beer with a glass of ice...hilarious. So I really want to see what mamak dude would bring when someone ordered "not flat ice water"...come to think of it how does one order that in the first place?

So if I don't want my water to be flat I add slices of lemon, if I want my water to be voluptuous add what ah?...sunkist?

There is a wild wind blowing..., Capt say Au Revoir.

Life in Technicolor

In my earlier post "TV rocks", I mentioned I forgot the title of the Coldplay song...well its "Life in Technicolor 2" (just click on the play button, and listen ...sorry link removed 29 Apr 09 ). I manage to catch that music video twice on my off-day on Friday, really cool I must say. If I were to ask the question, what color would you describe your life to be? What would you say?

As for me, if I were to assign colors to the people I meet, to my experience and my mood each day...then I would say its a spectrum of colors. Bright colors would be assigned to those who made my day, blue...that my color...it's also the color for "Les Bleus", black for the "CBKs", poison people I meet and the Blackpearl of coz. What is most important I suppose is the perspective we take...that will determine the colors in your life.

You may have a black spot painted on your canvas of life today, but take a step back I'm sure you will notice there are a wide array of other colors (unless you some sorry major league loser). Do not focus on just one color, look back in retrospect and enjoy the spectrum.

Till then, I'll continue smoking pot...

Damn Somali pirates...spoil market, Capt says Au Revoir.

Yay...Spurs

Spurs 1 West Ham 0...yay Spurs. Last year when the 08/09 season began, it was disastrous for Spurs. They were at the bottom of the table for ages. Even with top imports it never did anything to boost them out of the bottomless pit. In came Redknapp in October the new boss-man and tides changed. Now Spurs are in the top 10 of the table, and the season is ending soon...yay. If they play with the continuous fighting spirit they may even qualify for the Europa League...fingers cross.

What Spurs need right now are sure fire strikers, hopefully Dafoe recovers before the season ends. I bet he and Keane would be potent up front. They are doin fine in the midfields with Modric, Lennon, Jenas and Palacios. Defence need to be worked on King has injury issues, can't partner Woodgate now can he? Think Spurs need to build up this area by next season.

Goalkeeper...kudos to Gomes...once known as the butter-finger has now bloomed to one good goalie. His weakness is still in set-pieces. His confidence has returned but need to work on set-piece, most of the goals against Spurs come from set-piece. In short, Viva Spurs Allez Spurs.

Queequeg does the Hakka, Capt says Au Revoir.

Easter Sunday

OK, so we have Good Friday…what’s next…Easter Sunday of course. On Easter Sunday, Christians celebrate the resurrection of the Lord, Jesus Christ. It is typically the most well-attended Sunday service of the year for Christian churches.

Christians believe according to Scripture, that Jesus came back to life, or was raised from the dead, three days after his death on the cross. As part of the Easter season, the death of Jesus Christ by crucifixion is commemorated on Good Friday, always the Friday just before Easter. Through his death, burial and resurrection, Jesus paid the penalty for sin, thus purchasing for all who believe in him, eternal life in Christ Jesus.

The fact that Jesus was resurrected from the dead, and that His resurrection demonstrates that we can indeed be promised an eternal home in Heaven by receiving Jesus as our Savior…Christ's resurrection is something that should be celebrated every day, not just once a year.

The tomb is empty, He has risen..., Capt says Au Revoir.

Good Friday

Good Friday is the Friday immediately preceding Easter Sunday. It is traditionally the day on which Jesus was crucified. Why is Good Friday referred to as “good”? What the Jewish authorities and Romans did to Jesus was definitely not good. However, the results of Christ’s death are very good! The big question now is why did Jesus had to die? I suppose by answering this question, I hope the reader would then understand the fundamental of the Christian faith and the meaning behind Good Friday. Here goes;

Sin entered the world through one man's disobedience - Adam, and now all of us are born into this "sinful nature". God being all merciful, powerful and forgiving is also holy, righteous and just. Because of sin, we are separated from God. God's holiness and justice demand that sin and rebellion be punished. The only penalty or payment for sin is eternal death. Our death is not sufficient to atone for sin because atonement requires a perfect, spotless sacrifice, offered in just the right way. Jesus, the one perfect God-man, came to offer the pure, complete and everlasting sacrifice to remove, atone, and make eternal payment for our sin. Only through Jesus Christ can our sins be forgiven, thus restoring our relationship with God and removing the separation caused by sin. Our faith, looking backward to his act of salvation, saves us. When we accept Jesus' payment for our sin, his perfect sacrifice washes away our sin and restores our right standing with God. God's mercy and grace provided a way for our salvation.

In summary, when we are "in Christ Jesus" we are covered by his blood through his sacrificial death, our sins are paid for, and we no longer have to die an eternal death. We receive eternal life though Jesus Christ. And this is why Jesus had to die.

Many Christian churches celebrate Good Friday with a subdued service, usually in the evening, when Christ’s death is remembered with solemn hymns, prayers of thanksgiving, a message centered on the Messiah’s suffering for our sakes. Good Friday…the events of that day should be ever on our minds because the death of Christ on the cross is the paramount event of the Christian faith.

The blood that was shed on the cross, was for you and me, Capt says Au Revoir.

TV rocks!

I love nothing more than to sit in front of the idiot box vegetating...ahhhh bliss. Turned to channel 711 AXN...woohoo...Coldplay live in UK. They played "Viva La Vida"...awesome. I love Coldplay. Later watched channel 551 Discovery channel...Man vs Wild...Fuyoh...this dude drink his own pee to stay alive. Would any of you drink your own pee from RM1million? Was flipping thru the channels and came across 521 from Down Under...was watching this cool music video...Coldplay again...woohoo...but forgot the title of the song...fan of Coldplay konon.

Later that night Wigan was behind Eveton by 2 goals...goodbye Wigan, flip to channel 122 Astro Awani. Cool title..."Gerak Kilat" by Jins Shamsuddin who plays the malaysian version of James Bond...Jeffri Zain. Wah ha ha ha hilarious, it has all the elements of a B-movie, bad script, poor acting and kayu actors/actresses. I remember one scene, the heroine was trapped in a room filling up with water with Jeffri. So took off her bra (they don't do this anymore in movies these days...good old days) and lo and behold, concealed in her bra was a little gun with 2 bullets. "Ada 2 peluru, kau bunuh saja saya, kemudian kau boleh bunuh diri mu"...wah ha ha ha hilarious acting. For all its worth, I kinda enjoyed it. Next was "Simon Says"...aaawww...stoopid movie...switched to football again, Eveton 4 Wigan 0. Next channel MU 3 Aston Villa 2...noooo...freaking 2 last minute goals. Depress depress, bloody MU got away. Pegi tidur, sudah lewat...zzzzzz in la la land.

I love foreplay, play-play and coldplay, Capt says Au Revoir.

Hard-selling Trolls

Went jalan jalan at Sunway Pyramid last evening, parked the car and got out from the escalator facing Harvey Norman. Nothing much to see and decided to walked towards J.Co doughnuts. That stretch was quite crowded, and as I walk along it I cannot but have this nagging feeling I'm being watched...the force serves me well. True enough, coming my way at full steam at my 1 o'clock this dude with forms in his hand stood in my way. "Excuse me sir, do you have a credit card...you wanna try my credit card, free for life, got rebate when you pump petrol yadda yadda yadda etc". With an icy stare right into his eyes, "NO"...and I guess he must have read my mind "Outta my way...I'm walking here"...back-off he did.

A little further down another troll pops up, this time its a she-troll...tak cun pun. "NO" I said the moment I saw her coming my way, shot down before you could even say "Excuse me". But if she was cun, depan ada belakang ada bukan macam papan, I would have stopped and listened for a while...she would have had me at "Excuse me"...ha ha ha. Sigh... another approached me as I was approaching J.Co...it bites the dust too.
What does it take to enjoy your jalan jalan at the shopping mall these days? Fed-up with all the hardsell from these trolls. Free for life my a**, b'cos after year 1 they charge you annual fee and when you call to complaint they say policy change...but they can waive it for you since you used it more than 12 times. Right...how come you never told me this before. I'm happy with my current credit card, so don't bother me will ya you trolls!!

Shoo don't bother me! Gi main jauh jauh.

Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2, Capt says Au Revoir.

Monday Biru

How your day begins is kinda important as it can influence how the rest of your day turns out. My mood was ruined Saturday night itself, Spurs lost 2-1 to freaking Blackburn...2 last minute goals. Then came Monday morning Villa lost to freaking MU 3-2...again to 2 last minute goals. Shit...that really got the shit ball rolling...good morning shitty monday. The only consolation from EPL this week is "moi" is "numero uno" in the fantasy league...mua ha ha ha.

Alarm rang at 6am, shut it and balik tidur only to wake up half an hour later...oooo shit. Quick mandi, no time to "pang sai" got outta the house...jam at Sunway toll. Cleared the toll 30 minutes later and came face to face with a white Mercedes, hello C** B** this is a 2 lane road if you din notice, what the shit are you trying to do creating a third lane. So freaking close to my car, was playing chicken with him every single step...until conventional wisdom took precedence, let the prick win...if kena accident lagi susah. As I stop to let the prick move into my lane, another prick shows up from behind and makan into my lane...ok pass...I'm in no mood to argue with you in the morning...my ego take the back seat. Pricks 2 Capt 0.

Came to the office had my breakfast and hot coffee, ahhhh soothing...I though the worst is gone. Out from the corner I see a shadow, familiar shadow...its...its the silhouette of the 48 year old virgin...eeeewww poisonous fella...lets call her auntie for short. Auntie has issues with my crew, accusing them of saying that she is mental...which my crew never did. Auntie must be psyhic, can hear people talk when nobody did. Hmmm...did she hear people's thoughts or hear voices from somewhere else. So now she merajuking dun want to liase with any of them...so I had to be a messenger. She came over to my place and say "here return this document to you", yes true...the document belongs to my section...but speak with my crew lah as they are the custodian. As I called auntie and ask her to hand it over to the document custodian, she buat tak dengar tak tau...terus jalan. So I called her twice, bikin tak dengar...there is no way tak dengar...cos auntie was just 2 feets away. How rude!!!

This raises an interesting point, if some tua auntie whose both "front and back door" hasn't been used before (virgin...muhhh) would they hear voices??? The truth is out there. I know when people while using the front door... got some other noise they hear...he he he.

I love mouse hunt, Capt says Au Revoir.

FARKS

I was at Tesco Puchong the other day...buying my weekly groceries. If you observe the people around you doing their groceries, you can tell if they are single, students, married or married with family just by kaypoh-ing looking into their trolley. I usually make a list of about 10+ items to buy but everytime when I finished its like 20+ items in the trolley. Funnily most of the stuff I purchased would only be used once or twice and I tend to forget about it until it expires. This happens all the time everytime. One thing about me is that whatever stuff I purchased it will be opened at home, that me I suppose. No matter how tempting it is to open it there at Tesco, I will make it a point to wait. I've seen some people just grab a packet of chips open it and go on a munching spree as they continue shopping. I don't have issues with such fellas as long as they pay for it at the counter...kinda weird if you ask me. Imagine handing over your can of half drunk coke to the cashier for her to scan the price, chances are she would ponder for a moment and hand the can back to you. If she bags it...there goes your coke, paid in full but half drunk. Wait till I get home and buka is still my policy.

What really irks me is this category of people...fat and revolting kiasu shit..."FARKS" in short. I met one the other day when I was at the fresh fruits aisle and there it was a FARKS... this was slightly different... she was on a wheelchair. There she was picking up a bunch of grapes... picking the good ones into her plactic bag and the rest she doesn't want she just threw it back. To my disgust she pops a few into her mouth and continue with her grape selection. C'mon there are other consumers in the store, I'm certain they dun want a to buy a bunch of grapes that already ruins b'cos FARKS like her FARKS-handled them, what more bunch of grapes without the grapes. I just stared with disgust at her but dia buat tak tau tak kisah. Just b'cos you are physically challenged that doesn't give you the right to be so freaking selfish.

That was my worst FARKS encountered to date, I noticed they all got this thing in common...they are fat and ugly and...grapes appeal to them. All my encounter with this creature were at the aisle where they place the grapes. I bet Tesco is aware of this parasitic creatures, just that they are at loss how to get rid of them. Maybe they should have FARKS of the day contest. See when a FARKS is caught, balloons would fall from the ceiling, someone walks up to them and put a "FARKS of the day" sach around them and they get to take a photo with the store manager. Hmmm...something to ponder...FARKS are so thick skin dunno if they would feel embarrassed?

FARKS make good Kraken bait, Capt says Au Revoir.

Les Bleus wins!!!

Group 7 World Cup Qualifier

France 1 Lithuania 0....YAY wooohoo. Caya lah, France made my day, finally I've seen some progress from a lackluster start. I felt France would be able to do better...no thanks to Raymond Domenech...CBK of a coach. His ass is safe for now. If I were him I would bring in the young blood into the team after getting knocked out from the 2006 world cup, by now the team would be one that is molded and synergised. Unlike now, this CBK is still experimenting. France has a good chance of qualifying to the 2010 world cup but not sure about them performing well like in 1998. Sack Raymond Domenech, gimme Laurent Blanc or Jean Tigana. France need a potent striker now, Henry is aging, Anelka not consistent, Benzema yet to show what he is made of...as such goals are coming from the midfields...can't be depending on the midfields right?

I'm rooting for France good or bad.

Viva France Allez Les Bleus, Capt says Au Revoir.

Terror Merral

Ahhh finally, manage to get into the blog...had problems with the connection over the last couple of days...thats why no updates lor. The Capt is baaacckk...anyone missed me?

Have you come across people who likes to berlagak, tunjuk terror...in the process hoping they impress you or intimidate you? I met lotz of such creatures. Why can't they just lead a normal life instead of trying too hard impress or stroke their ego to an orgasm. Here are some interesting encounter I had with those creatures.

1. Berlagak trying to show you "drink salt water" i.e overseas educated lah. Speaking speaking in Mat Salleh slang. Big deal speaking speaking...what does it prove? The one that take the cake are those "sekolah cina mari", can't speak proper engrish dun lagak speaking speaking lor. Talk like a regular malaysian won't kill you one leh. They most of the time add "s" to every word that spews from their mouth. Example; "lets go's eats" or "whats is yours names". I would go around saying something like "All your bases are belonging to us" to spite these creatures, so far none got what it meant yet...he he he.

2. Wine drinking is becoming very popular now, and there are some losers who would jump into the wine drinking band-wagon lor...nak tunjuk ada class konon. I once invited a group of people I know over for lunch, had spaghetti and some of us brought wine. There was this pompuan who tunjuk terror... minum wine pun tak erti, nak bagi komen..."This wine so so only...you should buy 1945". I was like waiting for her to complete her sentence, but she stopped at 1945...period. Harlo!!! C*** B** 1945 is the year, what good is it if your quote the year??? If you want to do it right, say lah something like "Chateau le Bordeux 1945". By naming the brand and year, people who knows something about wine would know the type of wine, region, country and year...and if its a reknown wine you are quoting, people would concur with you. Dun lah just quote 1945, you can fool others but not me...am not impressed at all! Fake...wannabe...ptooi!! Btw "Chateau le Bordeux 1945" does not exist, I was just making a point here. Please dun go to "Denise Wine Shop" and say a bottle of "Chateau le Bordeux 1945" please...nanti kena "Tiaw".

3. I like listening to mp3 while working, it helps me think...but once there was this dude asked if I listen to classical music. My reply was not really...wah this "tu lan" fella say I'm not cultured, dunno how to appreciate classical music. Oooo...not cultured huh u say, I went on to ask who was his favourite composer? He said "Mozart"...ooo a slight tinge of culture I detect in this fella. Ok which piece I asked? His response was I dunno the title but went to to hum the tune of that piece to me...I asked again, which piece? He condesendingly say this song lah and continue humming. If he had said "Mozart 12 symphony in C minor", I would salute him...ada culture. The only culture he got is the bacteria culture festing near his asshole cos he din wash...TNS...what audacity to call me uncultured.

4. I beh tahan people who cannot pronounce orang punya name correctly e.g, Philip is not Philips, P-lip or Fee-lip ok. I'm very particular one, as getting someone's name correct is an indicator that shows how much respect you have towards others. Once I was at this karaoke, this dude was hogging the mike...I want to sing this song "I love Chopin by Gazebo" he says and happily singing out of tune...but what scores big time was the name "Chopin". "Chopin" is pronounce "Show-Pun" not "Chopping". That evening this C*** B** was serenading us about his love for "Choppping"...aiyoh shoot me lah. Cannot sing already bad enough, to top it up... cannot pronounce people's name somemore...KNN.

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