Things I learned over the years

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is to stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are
just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes.
After that, you better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare ourself to others,
they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomitting long after you
think you are finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a realtionship is at first,
the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take it's place.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something doesn't work at your home,
one of your kids did it.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken away from you too soon,
and all the less important ones just never go away.

Till another cookie thought pops in, Capt says Au Revoir.