"Makcik"

I had a wonderful day at the office today, sitting down having meeting for almost the entire day...totally drained. Tomorrow is another day...shoot me pleeeze! Its not the meeting that is dreadful but more the torture and torment I need to put up with from the "makcik".

Who is the "makcik"? She comes from the dark abyss from the land of Hedge aaR, short, ugly with a bad attitude. Look like a cross between the troll from "Lord of the Rings" and a cow. The short, ugly and bad attitude are the attibutes of the troll, the sagging boobs are inherited from the cow.

"Makcik" torments me by opening her mouth when its not required, offering suggestions that cannot pakai one. The worst part is "makcik" thinks she is right...she will "lan-sily" tell you off. So when the good Capt ("moi") tembak balik, "makcik" will crawl back under the rock she came from waiting to pounce again. What I beh tahan is sudah kena tembak so many times still dunno how to shadup, worst still..."lan-si" lagi. Soooo geram I feel like ripping her bra off, shaff it down her throat and tie her sagging boobs into a knot or bow.

Sigh....what to do, all organisation got its fair share of irritant. Maybe I should use her as bait to catch the "Kraken". Come to think of it better not... so ugly the "Kraken" might just spit her out and go for my ship instead...hmmm. Ah well, I'm off to play futsal...release tension. May tomorrow be a good and fruitful day.

I'm having barracuda for dinner, Capt says Au Revoir.