Ahhh finally, manage to get into the blog...had problems with the connection over the last couple of days...thats why no updates lor. The Capt is baaacckk...anyone missed me?
Have you come across people who likes to berlagak, tunjuk terror...in the process hoping they impress you or intimidate you? I met lotz of such creatures. Why can't they just lead a normal life instead of trying too hard impress or stroke their ego to an orgasm. Here are some interesting encounter I had with those creatures.
1. Berlagak trying to show you "drink salt water" i.e overseas educated lah. Speaking speaking in Mat Salleh slang. Big deal speaking speaking...what does it prove? The one that take the cake are those "sekolah cina mari", can't speak proper engrish dun lagak speaking speaking lor. Talk like a regular malaysian won't kill you one leh. They most of the time add "s" to every word that spews from their mouth. Example; "lets go's eats" or "whats is yours names". I would go around saying something like "All your bases are belonging to us" to spite these creatures, so far none got what it meant yet...he he he.
2. Wine drinking is becoming very popular now, and there are some losers who would jump into the wine drinking band-wagon lor...nak tunjuk ada class konon. I once invited a group of people I know over for lunch, had spaghetti and some of us brought wine. There was this pompuan who tunjuk terror... minum wine pun tak erti, nak bagi komen..."This wine so so only...you should buy 1945". I was like waiting for her to complete her sentence, but she stopped at 1945...period. Harlo!!! C*** B** 1945 is the year, what good is it if your quote the year??? If you want to do it right, say lah something like "Chateau le Bordeux 1945". By naming the brand and year, people who knows something about wine would know the type of wine, region, country and year...and if its a reknown wine you are quoting, people would concur with you. Dun lah just quote 1945, you can fool others but not me...am not impressed at all! Fake...wannabe...ptooi!! Btw "Chateau le Bordeux 1945" does not exist, I was just making a point here. Please dun go to "Denise Wine Shop" and say a bottle of "Chateau le Bordeux 1945" please...nanti kena "Tiaw".
3. I like listening to mp3 while working, it helps me think...but once there was this dude asked if I listen to classical music. My reply was not really...wah this "tu lan" fella say I'm not cultured, dunno how to appreciate classical music. Oooo...not cultured huh u say, I went on to ask who was his favourite composer? He said "Mozart"...ooo a slight tinge of culture I detect in this fella. Ok which piece I asked? His response was I dunno the title but went to to hum the tune of that piece to me...I asked again, which piece? He condesendingly say this song lah and continue humming. If he had said "Mozart 12 symphony in C minor", I would salute him...ada culture. The only culture he got is the bacteria culture festing near his asshole cos he din wash...TNS...what audacity to call me uncultured.
4. I beh tahan people who cannot pronounce orang punya name correctly e.g, Philip is not Philips, P-lip or Fee-lip ok. I'm very particular one, as getting someone's name correct is an indicator that shows how much respect you have towards others. Once I was at this karaoke, this dude was hogging the mike...I want to sing this song "I love Chopin by Gazebo" he says and happily singing out of tune...but what scores big time was the name "Chopin". "Chopin" is pronounce "Show-Pun" not "Chopping". That evening this C*** B** was serenading us about his love for "Choppping"...aiyoh shoot me lah. Cannot sing already bad enough, to top it up... cannot pronounce people's name somemore...KNN.
Watch the portside, left full rudder, Capt says Au Revoir.
Have you come across people who likes to berlagak, tunjuk terror...in the process hoping they impress you or intimidate you? I met lotz of such creatures. Why can't they just lead a normal life instead of trying too hard impress or stroke their ego to an orgasm. Here are some interesting encounter I had with those creatures.
1. Berlagak trying to show you "drink salt water" i.e overseas educated lah. Speaking speaking in Mat Salleh slang. Big deal speaking speaking...what does it prove? The one that take the cake are those "sekolah cina mari", can't speak proper engrish dun lagak speaking speaking lor. Talk like a regular malaysian won't kill you one leh. They most of the time add "s" to every word that spews from their mouth. Example; "lets go's eats" or "whats is yours names". I would go around saying something like "All your bases are belonging to us" to spite these creatures, so far none got what it meant yet...he he he.
2. Wine drinking is becoming very popular now, and there are some losers who would jump into the wine drinking band-wagon lor...nak tunjuk ada class konon. I once invited a group of people I know over for lunch, had spaghetti and some of us brought wine. There was this pompuan who tunjuk terror... minum wine pun tak erti, nak bagi komen..."This wine so so only...you should buy 1945". I was like waiting for her to complete her sentence, but she stopped at 1945...period. Harlo!!! C*** B** 1945 is the year, what good is it if your quote the year??? If you want to do it right, say lah something like "Chateau le Bordeux 1945". By naming the brand and year, people who knows something about wine would know the type of wine, region, country and year...and if its a reknown wine you are quoting, people would concur with you. Dun lah just quote 1945, you can fool others but not me...am not impressed at all! Fake...wannabe...ptooi!! Btw "Chateau le Bordeux 1945" does not exist, I was just making a point here. Please dun go to "Denise Wine Shop" and say a bottle of "Chateau le Bordeux 1945" please...nanti kena "Tiaw".
3. I like listening to mp3 while working, it helps me think...but once there was this dude asked if I listen to classical music. My reply was not really...wah this "tu lan" fella say I'm not cultured, dunno how to appreciate classical music. Oooo...not cultured huh u say, I went on to ask who was his favourite composer? He said "Mozart"...ooo a slight tinge of culture I detect in this fella. Ok which piece I asked? His response was I dunno the title but went to to hum the tune of that piece to me...I asked again, which piece? He condesendingly say this song lah and continue humming. If he had said "Mozart 12 symphony in C minor", I would salute him...ada culture. The only culture he got is the bacteria culture festing near his asshole cos he din wash...TNS...what audacity to call me uncultured.
4. I beh tahan people who cannot pronounce orang punya name correctly e.g, Philip is not Philips, P-lip or Fee-lip ok. I'm very particular one, as getting someone's name correct is an indicator that shows how much respect you have towards others. Once I was at this karaoke, this dude was hogging the mike...I want to sing this song "I love Chopin by Gazebo" he says and happily singing out of tune...but what scores big time was the name "Chopin". "Chopin" is pronounce "Show-Pun" not "Chopping". That evening this C*** B** was serenading us about his love for "Choppping"...aiyoh shoot me lah. Cannot sing already bad enough, to top it up... cannot pronounce people's name somemore...KNN.
Watch the portside, left full rudder, Capt says Au Revoir.
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