Tikus Freeload 2

We have got a tikus infestation in the office, I'm not talking about the 4 legged small furry kind but the 2 legged ball-less kind. This is a sequal to my earlier post, 1st officer Zee would always have two container of junkfood on her table. Lately her generousity seems to have been taken advantage of again. After the muruku incident, we had a calm time...no tikus...suddenly the tikus tikus re-appeared...and I got a name for you.

1st officer Zee brought this "Rempeyek" to share with us. Kinda generous of her as it came all the way from Kedah, send to her by her beloved "buffalo". Instead of makan sendiri, she shared with us...1 big container...filled to the brim. 2 days passed no sign of the tikus, I suppose when the tikus saw a tiger guarding the "Rempeyek" they all back away...waiting for the right time to hijack. At the end of day 2 I was looking for something to chew and made my way to the container. Missing!....it was missing...how can this be? Not far away I saw a group of tikus happily enjoying the "Rempeyek". Shit! muka tembok, tengah meeting and you hijack orang punya "Rempeyek". What can I say...container not mine...I balik my place and pack up.

Next morning, I came face to face with an angry tiger. Container is...EMPTY!!! and tikus tikus sekalian didn't own up. Tikus tikus yang tak ber-balls hijack her "Rempeyek". All the way from Kedah and kena hijack. How can people so inconsiderate...makan habis at least inform lah people or buy somethng back in exchange...pandai pandai jaga hati lah. Simple courtesy pun tak erti..."bowl real"! (mangkuk betul).

So officially I'm naming the tikus tikus as follows "cibai maus" for the betina and "ball-less maus" for the jantan. They should be included in mouse-hunt, and to attract them used "muruku cheese" or "rempeyek cheese".

To calm an angry hungry tiger you give it food, but how do you calm an angry "itchy" tiger??? Capt says Au Revoir.